Derek & Clive - In The Lav

SuperstarTradesman05 Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - fack u , u fackin cuunt. to have the audacity to call me a fackin cuntt

kazvbooze Says:

Dec 11, 2008 - oh jesus, they are hilariousxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

rflan42250 Says:

Dec 19, 2008 - is pong cockney rhyming slang? Fucking hilarious anyway

pix042 Says:

Feb 7, 2009 - you articulated the sentiment...all I was trying to establish is where you fucking werebrilliant

Gixxeraldaway Says:

Feb 11, 2009 - nah it's just slang for something that smells bad

linden72 Says:

Feb 22, 2009 - doesn't sound like the derek & clive i know?

frontbum666 Says:

Mar 20, 2009 - what derek and clive from down the fucking pub ?fucking cunt .... cunt

vonpork Says:

Apr 7, 2009 - And....the pong from that.....was fucking staggering!! I love Dud loosing it and collapsing in laughter! RIP Pete and Dud.

scumbag1975 Says:

Jul 17, 2009 - This is my fave comedy sketch of all time. Two bits "...which is a fucking headache" and Derek trying not to burst out laughing and the classic "the pong from that, was fucking staggering" and Derek losing it and cackling. The first time I heard that bit I had tears running down my face, absolutely hillarious. Comedy genius, RIP guys.

scumbag1975 Says:

Jul 17, 2009 - oh yea and "cos they weighed it later at the forensic laboratories" and even Peter is slightly losing it :)

SunboXUK Says:

Sep 7, 2009 - well, its on one of their albums..so i guess it IS them ;) .."ad nauseum" or "derek n clive live" i think..You can check track listings on Amazon

kenfig Says:

Nov 1, 2009 - Yes,TREMENDOUS fun ; the mental image of the Queen Mother,blindfold walking along the 'identity' parade of heaps of SHIT to identify the 'whiff' ; "she was a KEY witness" is PRICELESS & unbelievable fun !!

threecoloursblue1 Says:

Jan 1, 2010 - Wow!! Thanks for posting this, who are they??? 3:13 I've never laughed so much ever!

PatrickBalfe Says:

Jan 8, 2010 - Peter Cook & Dudley Moore

Bustaaaaaahhhhhhh Says:

Feb 1, 2010 - Naw not down the Fakkin Lav, Kant..

firstxsquid Says:

Apr 7, 2010 - @linden72 : No, this was based on a tape that Cook used to record their conversations in the car on tour in Australia. Somehow a studio engineer got hold of it back in the 60s and bootlegged a copy. It became very popular amongst musicians; everyone wanted a copy of the bootleg. Peter and Dudley reunited in N.Y. to cut some of that material. Totally unscripted. I still have the cassette that I recorded from a studio reel back in the 70s laying around somewhere! Funniest duo ever.

JohanDeSilentio Says:

Apr 16, 2010 - What I like about this is that Dud is taking the sketch in one, potentially very funny way, then at 1:50 the comic genius of Peter Cook hi-jacks it and takes it in a wholly different, and fabulously disgusting, direction. On walking about all day with warm crap all over you: "I try to rule that out of my life, I don't know about you". Pete and Dud are both dead, yet Ben Elton lives. How can that be right?

destructivedandy Says:

Apr 20, 2010 - @JohanDeSilentio Exactly! There is no God

MattStait Says:

May 13, 2010 - If I could fiscally afford it I'd make a movie out of this sketch. It'd contain everything: the cops hauling him out and having 'scraped' - then weighing the crap at the forensic laboratorys. Finally having a caricature of the Queen dipping into the heaps of shit blindfolded.

kenfig Says:

May 22, 2010 - @scumbag1975 Theyre not dead ; i cant think of them as dead ! They live on !

kenfig Says:

May 23, 2010 - @MattStait it wouldnt work ; no disrespect to you but it wouldnt be funny in reality ; its the mental pictures rather than real ones and word play that does it ! "i try to rule that out of my life !" "no point in squeching...." Lol

kenfig Says:

Jun 4, 2010 - I try to rule that out of my life ; that's just a personal view

silver9645 Says:

Jun 16, 2010 - lmfaoooooo

MrKendallMintcake Says:

Jun 18, 2010 - @JohanDeSilentio In 2007, Ben Elton was awarded an Honorary Rose for lifetime achievement at the Rose d'Or festival, Frankly Johan I hardly think it neccessary for you to knock one of the most influenctial screenwrites of our time. I mean i like derek and clive as much as anyone but jeez, why is it that for everyone else it has to be at the cost of other valid comedians?

Pinskip2 Says:

Jun 19, 2010 - @MrKendallMintcake Ben Elton is a sell-out and a cunt. He can shove his awards up his arse, sideways.